05
Jul 10

Comment of the Day

“There’s a difference between knowing programming languages and knowing how to program.  Similarly I’ve met people who could speak six languages but didn’t have coherent thought to express in any of them.” ~Read on Slashdot

If you know the person who made this comment, I’ll be happy to attribute it to him or her.

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28
Jun 10

A Quick Way To Speak Spanish (or Play Soccer)

soccer guy A Quick Way To Speak Spanish (or Play Soccer)

Several weeks ago I reluctantly joined the church soccer team. I say reluctantly because I hadn’t kicked a soccer ball since I was a snotty-faced eight year old, and there was a real chance of looking like a useless tool in front of my friends.

Not something I was in a hurry to do.

So, fifteen minutes before the first team practice, I “Googled up” some tips on playing the defender position.

I arrived at (what seemed to me) four fundamental rules of playing the sweeper position in soccer. They are:

  1. Watch the ball, not the player
  2. Stay goalside, which in soccer terminology means the defender should be closer to the goal than the player being covered
  3. Think one move ahead
  4. Get directly in front of the opposing player and never give him or her a direct shot on net

I resolved to focus on these four tips (and not try and get fancy with the ball).

The result? I held my own amongst a group of experienced players. In fact, an english friend who played on the opposing squad likened me to the late Bobby Moore, the team Captain and legendary sweeper of the 1966 World Cup champs.

Note: This was a gross exaggeration on his part of course, but it was a big vote of confidence for me.

The experience enlightened me on how dominant the fundamentals are in sports.  The lion’s share of a  player’s game play is performing the basics, with a much smaller share relying on technical skill and athletic ability ( Pareto principle anyone?).

Moral of the story: Stick to the fundamentals and you can hang with almost anybody.

Now let’s turn our focus on learning Spanish. If speaking Spanish could be boiled down to four fundamental rules – rules that when followed would enable anyone to go from knowing absolutely zero spanish to hablo espanol in very little time – what would those four rules be?

I don’t know the answer, but since I brought it up, here’s my list of…

Four fundamental rules of speaking Spanish competently and quickly (even if you can’t speak a word):

  1. Cognates, Spanish words whose look and meaning are almost identical to their English equivalents, are gifts from heaven. Learn them
  2. Memorize conjugations like “I have”/tengo, “I need”/necessito, “I want”/quiero and so forth
  3. Commit to memory as many infinitive verbs as you can. Mix and match with the conjugations in rule #2. Add in the cognates you learned from rule #1
  4. Know the Spanish alphabet and how the letters sound. Correct pronounciation is essential to being understood

UPDATE

At the the Waterloo Spanish Language Meetup I asked Norbert and Matthew what they thought were the four most important rules to speaking Spanish.

Norbert’s Four Fundamentals:

  1. “Nouns, nouns and more nouns”
  2. “Verbs, verbs and more verbs”
  3. Learn three tenses, past (I spoke), present (I speak) and future (I will speak).  If you can say that in Spanish, you can build from that.
  4. Learn prepositions like “of”, “to”, “in”, “for”, “with” and “on”

Matthew’s Big Four:

  1. Inmersión
  2. Música (here’s a fine example how rhythm can help you memorize tricky Spanish grammar)
  3. Cerveza y chocolate
  4. A partner (una mujer ;-)

Now it’s your turn. Please share your big four fundamentals in the comments section.

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29
Mar 10

How to Erase Bad Memories Forever: The New Mind Strategy

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Erase Bad Memories Forever? Photo by Sasha Wolff

I’ve made some big mistakes in my life. One mistake in particular stole a chunk of years and left me only with the strewn wreckage of bad memories. These memories, innocently enough, are triggered by mere words.

For example, the word sunrise should invoke the  rich, shimmering colors of daybreak into the mind’s eye. But if you used to watch each morning’s sunrise with someone who has become estranged,  the word will remind you of  loss and even betrayal.

Tragically, one of the most  serene and beautiful exhibits of nature becomes a source of anguish, and an innocent seven letter word now carries a payload of painful memories that sears your soul every time you hear it.

Been there. Done that. Bought the t-shirt.

Okay, now let’s imagine the word sunrise no longer exists to you. The memories associated with the word sunrise stay dormant because they are not invoked, and dormant memories become forgotten in time.

So I’m testing a hypothesis. I believe that by learning and adopting a new language,  you and I can eradicate memories of the past by replacing words that trigger bad memories with new words and a new vocabulary.

When your entire vocabulary has been replaced, and you think and dream in a new language all the time, any bad memories that were linked with old words and phrases wither away and die. It’s like the rebirth of the mind. The new language burns clean and sanctifies the mind of any vestiges of a painful past.

It’s like a frontal lobotomy without an incision.

I look forward to thinking and dreaming in Spanish, and perhaps my theory will be proven true for me. I will document my progress along the way.

P.S. If you’re not ready to learn a new language, but would like a new way to eradicate bad thoughts and habits, try my new game Addiction & Subtraction.

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